Getting into a little of a lot of things.
May 20, 2013 by admin

How to not eat your feelings

pedicure

Have the  feelings. Know that they are there. Realize that feelings are fleeting things. Be okay with that.

Decide that you are going to do something for yourself that involves neither salt, sugar, nor fat.

One option is to have your first ever pedicure done by someone other than yourself or your relatives.

Be overwhelmed by the options.

Try to relax though you’re not exactly sure what the steps nor the etiquette are.

Make use of the options in the massage chair.

Spend some time imagining the life of the man getting his own pedicure.

Try to look at the book of the woman near you who is getting a pedicure.

Wonder why you didn’t bring your own book.

Marvel at how this pedicure feels a bit like a dental cleaning but, obviously, for your feet.

Don’t think about the waterfall wall.

Be glad that you took this time to do something for yourself.

Spend weird amounts of time looking at your feet for the rest of the day.

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May 19, 2013 by sherlonya

The Log Cabin

harrison1 When William Henry Harrison and John Tyler ran for office, they were nicknamed the fertility ticket. Between the two of them, they had 25 children. Each and every time I think about that, I feel all of my internal organs quiver in fear upon even considering what it would be like to birth as many children as either (well, any–John Tyler married twice) of their wives did.

There are so many little things to remember about this  whole Harrison-Tyler thing, if you’re so inclined to think about these sorts of things. “Tippecanoe and Tyler, Too,” was one of their campaign slogans. Like many before, and many after him, Harrison’s military performance gave him political cachet. In this case General Harrison led the battle against the Shawnee at the Battle of Tippecanoe.

William Henry Harrison was old when he ran for office. At his inauguration, he was 68 years old. This was 68 years old in 1840, which is a little different than being 68 years old today. In fact, opponents, in reference to his age suggested that he be given a barrel of hard cider and a pension to ease him into a quiet retirement (at his log cabin).

His party, the Whigs, took advantage of this quip and turned this into a part of the campaign. They represented William Henry Harrison as the log cabin candidate, convincing folks that, unlike Van Buren, he was a common man of humble origins. However, this wasn’t the case. Harrison was the well-born of the two, and Van Buren is who had come from a poor background. It’s interesting that the first president to actively campaign for the office, introduced elements that stay with us now. Hey, here’s a relatable story! Hey, here is how the candidate is  just like you! Hey, here is how he’s different from the other guy!

Though his campaign was successful, tragedy followed for President Harrison. After delivering a long inaugural speech in the cold with no outerwear (he wanted to look like  a vigorous man who could handle the elements), he fell ill. His illness developed into the pneumonia that would kill him on his 32nd day in the job.

This also gave us the practice of the Vice President becoming president in the event that the president dies. harrison3 The Cake: During the Log Cabin and Hard Cider campaign, these candidates essentially threw parties.  There were songs! The hard cider flowed as did whiskey. These are the flavors that I called upon for this cake. The cupcake is apple-flavored, using apple butter. There is a bit of whiskey in the cake as well. The cupcake is filled with an apple whipped cream and a small bit of apple butter. Finally, it is topped with whiskey buttercream frosting. harrison4

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May 19, 2013 by sherlonya

In an open letter to Bloglovin’,

“Thank you for being the place where I can take a look into the lives of the bloggers I follow. I love the daily emails, and the binge viewing that you help me pursue. Please stay around. Oh, and since I use you every day, I suppose I should claim all of my blogs there….”

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May 19, 2013 by sherlonya

Like celery


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May 18, 2013 by sherlonya

In an open letter to her iPad,

“I am disturbed by how quickly your auto fill mechanism knew that I wanted the word, ‘inappropriate.’”

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May 17, 2013 by sherlonya

In an open letter to Kool and the Gang,

“Today, I ruined your song ‘Fresh’ for myself. You see, you describe someone as ‘fresh as a summer breeze.’ Clearly, whoever wrote this song did not frequent democratic gathering spots such as a bus stop or the Secretary of State office. At these places, the summer breeze can be anything but ‘fresh’….

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May 17, 2013 by sherlonya

In an open letter to the word “daddy” in non-familial applications,

“So the thing is in songs, I can dig you. There are so many examples. George Michael did it. LL Cook J made it work…but the moment my mind settles on you too long, I feel distinctly wiggly, not in a good way….”

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May 16, 2013 by sherlonya

In an open letter to the wayward breasts I saw today,

“Thank you. Apparently free form is your thing! More power to you. But I am thanking you because you remind me that these days I like to keep my girls on a short leash. In fact, after what I saw today, I’m thinking of adding tape to my regimen.”

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May 16, 2013 by sherlonya

In an open letter to the wayward breasts I saw today,

“Thank you. Apparently free form is your thing! More power to you. But I am thanking you because you remind me that these days I like to keep my girls on a short leash. In fact, after what I saw today, I’m thinking of adding tape to my regimen.”

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May 15, 2013 by sherlonya

In an open letter to Maury Povich,

“Maury, it has to be said, you are looking pretty good for a man your age. Seriously, for someone born during World War II, you are in good shape, you have a lot of hair, and you seem to have a fair amount of vigor. Maybe there’s something about being around paternity cases day after day, but whatever it is, Maury, keep on doing what you’re doing.”

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