In an open letter to the gross granola bars I bought in bulk before I knew they were gross,

“It wasn’t until I looked into my lunch bag to discover that, despite my remaining hunger, the bag was empty that I fully appreciated you. The good thing about you is that I certainly won’t eat you when I don’t absolutely need to, but when I do need a little something to get me through the rest of the work day, you will be there.”

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