Oh, delicious potatoes, you make me want to bathe in a vat of you. What pleasure you brought me this morning! Mmmmm!
You look so pedestrian, so unassuming. But it turns out that you…well, I don’t even have the words. Mmmmm!
You were particularly magnificent as a Potato Sage and Onion Cake. The way you blended with the onions, the swiss and the sage. I think you should make a movie.
How else can I have you? What does our future hold?
