“There is no need to mix BBD songs and those from the Hamilton soundtrack. If you must, I mean really must, ‘Do Me Baby’ should be mashed up with ‘Guns and Ships.’ Nothing else. That said, I think that this is an unnecessary pairing.”
“Dude! Sir. Whatever. A rape joke? Seriously?”
“Thank you for pulling away graciously and immediately after I told you no. I appreciate that. However, I could have done without your assurance that you’re ‘not a pervert or anything.'”
“I love you. I love you. I love you. Thanks to you, I can smell spring and summer. Flowers! Fragrance!! Also, thanks to you, I can sleep through the night without scratching mosquito bites until I bleed.”
“Your tummy looks like a ham hock.”
“I am going to valiantly fight the urge to have a crush on you.”
“Peeking in your cart brought joy to my heart.”
“I could have gone the rest of my life without knowing your birth name. I should have gone the rest of my life without knowing your birth name.”
“You don’t have the rack for that.”
“I wonder if that community service your ‘baby’ is doing at the soup kitchen, even though you want ‘baby’ to do it at your church instead, is court ordered.”