Open Letters:

From Me to Some of Everyone

In an open letter to Starbucks’ Eggnog Latte,

“I swear I used to like you, but these days I can’t seem to stomach such high viscosity drinks. It was good while it lasted.”

In an open letter to her son,

“Thanks for reminding me, every once in a while, that ornery is a fantastic word.”

In an open letter to the email I received from my insurance provider,

“So, I was stressed when I read your message, but I have to say that a discount on a ‘great selection of personal relaxation items,’ sounded like it was from another kind of email altogether.”