Open Letters:

In an open letter to today,

sherlonya — Tue, 01 May 2012 00:34:35 +0000

“You tried to take me down. I did not enjoy this.”

In an open letter to ibuprofen,

sherlonya — Sun, 29 Apr 2012 21:09:59 +0000

“Oh how I wish that my stomach could handle you better. This simple change in my constitution would drastically improve transactions with my ex-husband. It’s not your fault though. I understand that.”

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In an open letter to Ben Harper,

sherlonya — Sat, 28 Apr 2012 20:12:31 +0000

“Thank you for writing reasonable love songs that I can relate to. I appreciate it!”

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In an open letter to the store-bought pesto I’m enjoying today,

sherlonya — Sat, 28 Apr 2012 17:58:27 +0000

“Thank you for being salty, fatty, and wonderful. Besos!!”

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In an open letter to the universe (or to Google).

sherlonya — Thu, 26 Apr 2012 01:43:09 +0000

“Please, please, please tell me that I am not the only one out there Googling ‘sexy things Abraham Lincoln said’ on a whim. Pretty please?”

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In an open letter to pin curls,

sherlonya — Tue, 17 Apr 2012 02:17:46 +0000

“Please be effective in my hair. If that is too much to ask, just please don’t make me look a hot mess in the morning. Thanks for your consideration!”

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In an open letter to family tree searching,

sherlonya — Wed, 11 Apr 2012 00:19:09 +0000

“What have you done to me, genealogy? I find myself sucked in for hours at a time. Who have I become?”

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In an open letter to herself,

sherlonya — Sat, 07 Apr 2012 14:51:30 +0000

“You would be a lot happier if you would properly deal with the things that you download, particularly the fonts, upon downloading them. Now that I’m getting you all caught up, please keep this in mind. Thanks!”

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In an open letter to her boyfriend,

sherlonya — Tue, 27 Mar 2012 16:43:44 +0000

“I cannot tell you how happy that I am to have you in my life. Though I seldom have quite the words to tell you exactly how I feel about you, I should share my attempts to grasp them more often. You make me a vary lucky lady indeed, and I am excited when I’m going to see you now as I was for those first dates when I was just beginning to get to know you. I suppose all of this is the long way of saying Happy Birthday, and I love you.”

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In an open letter to her sister-in-law,

sherlonya — Tue, 20 Mar 2012 01:04:59 +0000

“I hope that you’re having a wonderful birthday. I also hope that you’re doing something that makes you laugh. You’re one of the people on this planet who I believe loves to laugh just as much as I do. I appreciate that about you. Also, I hope you had something delicious. May you have many more birthdays!!”

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