“I blame my crankiness on being sick, but I have to wonder if there is a school, or at least a non-credit workshop, for what you did. You see, for a woman so dang small, you managed to take up a lot of space. Is this to make up for your tinyness? Does it make you feel strong? Or do you just like inconveniencing other people? You had that look about you. Or maybe it just takes you that long to put on your gloves, and you are entirely unaware that the world doesn’t exist solely for your purposes.”