“Hi! So, if you see a lady waiting for her beer while reading, you don’t need to ask her if she likes to read. She likes to read.”
Author: sherlonya
In an open letter to all the men in shades,
“I trust none of you.”
Whole 30: Day 25
https://www.instagram.com/p/BU79chgg_He/?taken-by=sherlonya I thought that I would be writing about the Whole 30 experience more frequently. (Then again, I often think that I will write about something that I don’t wind up writing about). But, I have to say that this time has flown by. It is is an interesting thing to adhere to a plan… Continue reading Whole 30: Day 25
In an open letter to the suggested correction in Google that made me feel shame,
“Well, that was embarrassing. I mean, I know that I am not the first person out there to look for bare-chested photos of Peter Jennings. Why did you suggest that I wanted to see pictures of him smoking? Now, in addition to making me feel like a creepster, you’ve smoldered my fantasy a little bit.”
In an open letter to the grown ass man who asked me if I run track,
“So….if, considering my body type you think that I’m young enough to run track somewhere, it was probably on the shady side for you to try to engage me in conversation. It was definitely out of line when you suggested that you needed someone to work out with.”
In an open letter to her brain,
“You know the kind of guy that your friends think you shouldn’t hang out with? The kind that makes them demand a just-so-I-know-you-got-home-call? You are the brain equivalent of that; I don’t know if I should be left alone with you.”
Whole 30 Philosophy vs My Fraught Relationship with the Scale
View this post on Instagram A post shared by Sherlonya Turner (@sherlonya) The Whole 30 program does not want you to weigh yourself during your 30 days. This is for several reasons, mainly that they want you to focus on other changes. Long story short, I have found that it is best for me to… Continue reading Whole 30 Philosophy vs My Fraught Relationship with the Scale
In an open letter to the saxophonist from the Hall and Oates concert,
“You reminded me of both Bill Clinton and Dumbledore. This left me erotically confused.”
Whole 30 Here I Come
https://www.instagram.com/p/BUdlgClA3kr/?taken-by=sherlonya A little while ago, I decided that I was going to do a Whole 30. You know the one. The plan where you eliminate a bunch of different things from your diet. By a bunch of things, I mean added sugar, grains, legumes, ALCOHOL (moment of silence, please), and dairy. The idea is that… Continue reading Whole 30 Here I Come
In an open letter to the woman walking across campus with a confident strut and the comfortable looking pants,
“Bravo. You look like you know how to live. Those pants looked so comfortable, yet stylish. I wonder if that’s the secret to the bright bounce in your step. Your panties, however, did not look so comfortable. I wonder if that’s the secret to the bright bounce in your step.”