“I have to admit that I enjoyed watching you being ignored as you tried to summon a cashier who was attending other customers by waving your hand weakly in her direction. I could wonder why you didn’t hit the button on the self check that is to get store employee attention. I could also wonder […]
Author: sherlonya
Flotus Donuts
Sometimes you have to get creative with your donuts. This is how you prepare to honor the First Ladies of the United States.
In an open letter to the woman who seemed to be attempting to poach workers from Qdoba,
“Had you not been holding up the line to offer the cashier an offer he couldn’t refuse, I would never have noticed just how used up you looked. When you got the name and email address of the guy behind the counter, then stopped again to make sure that you were pronouncing his name correctly, […]
Flotus Donuts
That’s not a donut. I know. FLOTUS Donuts is a followup to a cupcake project. About two years ago, I decided to create a cupcake to honor each US President. That sweet, wild ride is called Head of State Cakes. As I wrap up that project, it’s time to start something new. It’s time to… Continue reading Flotus Donuts
In an open letter to the man in front of me in line at Starbucks who reminded me of Jesse Pinkman,
“First I was surprised when you ordered a white chocolate mocha and handed over your stainless steel travel mug. But it was your request for caramel drizzle that really took it to the next level.”
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I live a very dull life here… indeed I think I am more like a state prisoner than anything else. Martha Washington
In an open letter to the eighth grade social studies teacher who asked us to write about what we would have done had we been slaves,
“I wonder what you were thinking when you berated the class for giving unrealistic answers to that question. I wonder if it had ever crossed your mind that perhaps you didn’t frame the question properly. It isn’t even as if we had studied any primary texts or other things to help us put your question […]
In an open letter to DJ Assault,
“Even though I understand in my heart that your lyrics weren’t meant to be pondered thoroughly, I so often feel confused if I think about your words at all.’
In an open letter to the man who is still talking loudly,
“Everyone in the entire dealership knows that Planet Fitness has some rules that you don’t like. We hear that you think that you should be able to bring guests with your basic membership.”
In an open letter to the man who continues his loud conversation in the waiting room,
“While you’re surprised that Planet Fitness, does not offer a sauna, this is not surprising. Also, saying, ‘Asking big girl who has one isn’t an option,’ just wasn’t nice. And just who are you talking to, asking her whether she’s paying her car note today? For a man who divulged that he’s only going to […]