“I only ask because I think you’re an expert on this topic. Is there any such thing as medium pimpin’?”
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In an open letter to the police officer that almost caused me to run up on a nearby curb,
“I don’t get to say this often, but you were working those polyester pants.”
In an open letter to the woman who selected the elliptical machine right next to mine,
“Why? Just why? Next time I encounter someone like you I am going to just do what I wanted to do, choose another elliptical machine. Doing that and feeling like a jerk is better than becoming angry and tense because out of the eight or so elliptical machines you wanted the one right next to […]
In an open letter to the man who caught me staring at him this morning,
“It was your moustache. It was so dark and rich. It reminded me of Barry White’s voice. It didn’t match your hair. I had questions. Those questions were what I was considering when you caught me in the act….”
Fall
Summer is, by far, my favorite season, but this year I am determined to enjoy the fall before it succumbs to winter. Right now, we still get to see some of those gorgeous, pillow-cloud skies. The crunch we feel beneath our shoes are twigs and leaves, not ice. Though the mornings can be frosty, there… Continue reading Fall
In an open letter to the man who wore shorts if I’m being generous, underwear if I’m being true to my heart,
“I have been working on being judgy. It’s a nasty habit of mine. When I saw you though, all sorts of alarms went off in my head. Especially after I saw you both in the Halloween store and in the craft store. My mama gut told me to keep my child nearby. When I explained […]
5 years ago
I can’t believe that I started this blog 5 years ago. I haven’t always posted consistently, but I am glad that I did when I did. I love looking at it on occasion. It’s like flipping through a photo album.
In an open letter to Hall and Oates,
“Thank you, thank you, thank you for being appropriate background music for working. I don’t have to worry about you saying something that will embarrass all parties if someone happens to walk in. I can’t tell you how much I appreciate this.”
Protected: In an open letter to Harry Belafonte,
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In an open letter to the word sebaceous,
“Generally, I am uncomfortable with you. However, when I was at the bowling alley the other day, you were the only word to run repeatedly through my mind…..”