“What the fuck are you yelling for??
In an open letter to the man I danced with a couple ago fresh out of a 6 year relationship,
“I really wish I would have asked you to repeat yourself when you said whatever you said about knowing how to dance with black girls. Not knowing what you said haunts me a little. I also regret that your hands handled my waist.”
In an open letter to the senior citizen who just sidled up to me,
“Hi! So, if you see a lady waiting for her beer while reading, you don’t need to ask her if she likes to read. She likes to read.”
In an open letter to all the men in shades,
“I trust none of you.”
Whole 30: Day 25
https://www.instagram.com/p/BU79chgg_He/?taken-by=sherlonya I thought that I would be writing about the Whole 30 experience more frequently. (Then again, I often think that I will write about something that I don’t wind up writing about). But, I have to say that this time has flown by. It is is an interesting thing to adhere to a plan… Continue reading Whole 30: Day 25
In an open letter to the suggested correction in Google that made me feel shame,
“Well, that was embarrassing. I mean, I know that I am not the first person out there to look for bare-chested photos of Peter Jennings. Why did you suggest that I wanted to see pictures of him smoking? Now, in addition to making me feel like a creepster, you’ve smoldered my fantasy a little bit.”
In an open letter to the grown ass man who asked me if I run track,
“So….if, considering my body type you think that I’m young enough to run track somewhere, it was probably on the shady side for you to try to engage me in conversation. It was definitely out of line when you suggested that you needed someone to work out with.”
In an open letter to her brain,
“You know the kind of guy that your friends think you shouldn’t hang out with? The kind that makes them demand a just-so-I-know-you-got-home-call? You are the brain equivalent of that; I don’t know if I should be left alone with you.”
Whole 30 Philosophy vs My Fraught Relationship with the Scale
View this post on Instagram A post shared by Sherlonya Turner (@sherlonya) The Whole 30 program does not want you to weigh yourself during your 30 days. This is for several reasons, mainly that they want you to focus on other changes. Long story short, I have found that it is best for me to… Continue reading Whole 30 Philosophy vs My Fraught Relationship with the Scale
In an open letter to the saxophonist from the Hall and Oates concert,
“You reminded me of both Bill Clinton and Dumbledore. This left me erotically confused.”