“Yes, I meant hotep, not hotel.”
In an open letter to the the senior citizen who veered off of his path to get a better look at my butt,
“Sir, my son told me all about that.”
In an open letter to the truck driver who drove by while making strong, direct eye contact with me as I applied my chapstick,
“Dude. That felt weird.”
Fast and Loose: Hummus Pita Pizzas
Some seasons seem like they’re about finishing the unfinished, about closing doors. I was looking around in the drafts portion of this blog when I came across these photos. And this is the perfect recipe to share with my young associates. It’s the kind of recipe that proves that you don’t have to spend hours in… Continue reading Fast and Loose: Hummus Pita Pizzas
Links I Like #37
It has been so, so long since I sat down to drop some links on my sometimes abused, never unloved blog. But that’s the way of things. Ebbs. Flows. The notion of one hour French bread though. This recipe looks super simple. Seeing this one makes me remember how easy bread making can be. This… Continue reading Links I Like #37
In an open letter to the man at the store with an infant in his shopping cart,
“I bet your pre-baby body was slammin.’”
In an open letter to the gentleman who diagnosed the problem with my washing machine,
“Hi! I’m glad that you were able to tell me what the problem is. Thanks for that. I guess that I also appreciate your admiration of my president Pez dispensers. I was less of a fan of the way that you walked around them so that you could fully take them in. I didn’t mind […]
If the news has you feeling terrible #3,
I would advise you to protect your sacred spaces. If that’s your car, then protect your car space. If that’s your morning cup of coffee, then protect that cup of coffee. If that space is your sweet, sweet sleep, I advise you against having erotic dreams about the current president. Trust me on that last… Continue reading If the news has you feeling terrible #3,
If the news has you feeling terrible #2
Go ahead and pull that juicer out of the basement, or the garage, or the attic, or wherever else it may be. Juice some things. Something with chlorophyll, something that will make you feel like you did something good for your body. But add some sweetness, because, well, sometimes you have to bring your own… Continue reading If the news has you feeling terrible #2
If the news has you feeling terrible,
“Might I suggest to you a hot shower accompanied by the sultry sounds of Anita Baker. This is best enjoyed if you close your eyes during the most stirring parts of the songs as you let that hot water run over your body. Let the sound of the water, and the sound of her voice… Continue reading If the news has you feeling terrible,