“I probably shouldn’t be telling you this, but as soon as I took that bread knife in hand, I knew that my basest desires would be unleashed. I have never felt this way about a piece of food before, but you made a million Prince songs go through my head, most of note ‘Do Me […]
In an open letter to another bra that has decided to quit on me,
“This is starting to feel personal. You could have warned me, sent me a sign or two. Your treachery hurt me. Literally. What excuse do you have for an underwire snapped in half? Explain yourself!”
In an open letter to the automated email from the pharmacist,
“I think that you should be customizable. If you were, I would make you say, ‘Hey!! You like not being pregnant!!! Get the to the pharmacy for a refill. Now!!!!’ There would be flagrant abuses of exclamation points.”
In an open letter to those who have expressed an interest in knowing what really happens in my head,
“This is the short film that I would like to see. Bill Clinton walks into an all white room and sits at a white folding table on a white folding chair. He is wearing blue, dark blue slacks and a lighter blue shirt. All that blue and all of that white really makes his eyes […]
In an open letter to an ex,
“I should have known that we were fundamentally incompatible when I found out that you thought the ‘incense, wine, and candles’ line in Superfreak was about ‘intertwining candles’…whatever those are.”
President Biographies Project = Done.
Well, it’s done. I have read (at least) a biography of each United States president. I feel just how I felt after I crossed the finish line of the marathon I completed. Well, not exactly, reading doesn’t make you so sore you have to wonder how you’re going to step over a curb. What I… Continue reading President Biographies Project = Done.
February Goals
I keep reading things that say pretty much, you get fit in the gym; you get slim in the kitchen. And then I quickly turn the page. I don’t have horrible, horrible eating habits, but they could use some work. … Continue reading →
Nothing says winter like pineapple popsicles
Alex has always loved popsicles. It was one of his early words. In fact, I don’t think that he has ever turned one down. So when I found myself in possession of a pineapple that was becoming more fragrant by the moment and a fridge full of homemade yogurt, popsicles seemed the natural solution. It’s… Continue reading Nothing says winter like pineapple popsicles
Sweet Potato Nacho Hash??
My love for nachos is unnatural. It is obscene. When I think of queso, I imagine swimming in a pool of it, slowly, the cheese caressing my every surface. However, nachos don’t really love anyone back. In the long term anyway. So, I decided to try to make something that I could have more… Continue reading Sweet Potato Nacho Hash??
PBJ Grits
I don’t know what got into me. I knew that I wanted to have grits. I love them. They may be my number one comfort food. I like to eat them when I’m sick. I like to eat them when I just don’t know what to eat. Grits feel like love in my tummy. But… Continue reading PBJ Grits