“I’m already a skittish driver; that didn’t help. Uh, what I mean is that I hope everyone’s okay; I’m glad there wasn’t a fire; and I hope that both of you are all paid up on your auto insurance. I saw that one coming. Both of you were driving too fast, but turning car, you […]
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In an open letter to the man who pulled right in front of me to ensure that he got the parking spot he wanted, putting my toes in danger,
“You, sir, are a jerk, and had I boy parts, I’d have whipped out one of them and peed on your car. “