“I know that I’ve given you no reason to believe me, but I think that I am going to start moisturizing you on a more consistent basis. You see, something that I saw today reminds me of your important role to keep what’s in in, and to keep what’s out out. It’s the keeping things […]
Tag: open letters
In an open letter to the word soliloquy,
“I love you. Learning about you is one of the fond memories I have about high school English.”
In an open letter to all who read these,
“Merry Christmas!! I hope that you find joy in today and the days ahead.”
In an open letter to those who left the aisle display of cream of chicken soup looking violated and ransacked,
“What are y’all making? Is it as good as all that?”
In an open letter to her ample bosom,
“I am certain that I am not fully utilizing your storage capability. There is so much potential if I can just figure out the best approach. Where there’s a will, there’s a way….”
In an open letter to the two young mean who found themselves prey to my eavesdropping ear,
“I have to admit that I was utterly astounded by the number of times you used the word ‘like.’ You peppered your conversation quite liberally.”
In an open letter to the two young mean who found themselves prey to my eavesdropping ear,
“I have to admit that I was utterly astounded by the number of times you used the word ‘like.’ You peppered your conversation quite liberally.”
In an open letter to herself as she looks around,
“Your workspace looks like a closet. You need to get yourself together. Now.”
In an open letter to the term, “break me off a little piece,”
“You remind me of a bit of crispy meat from a roast. You remind me of that little piece that you want to just grab before anyone can know that you had it, that piece that you devour and enjoy even if you get burned…. You know, the more I think about it, the more […]
In an open letter to the people who make garters,
“Do you all have a product for wild sleepers who manage to consistently lose their socks in the bed? Being active in your sleep doesn’t mean your feet don’t get cold. There’s a market out there for you; I’m sure of it.”