{"id":1547,"date":"2012-02-17T12:50:20","date_gmt":"2012-02-17T17:50:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/sherlonya.net\/blog\/?p=1547"},"modified":"2012-02-17T12:50:20","modified_gmt":"2012-02-17T17:50:20","slug":"how-to-turn-store-bought-pizza-crust-into-something-delicious","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sherlonya.net\/blog\/2012\/02\/how-to-turn-store-bought-pizza-crust-into-something-delicious\/","title":{"rendered":"How to turn store bought pizza crust into something delicious"},"content":{"rendered":"<div><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/sherlonya.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/IMG_11661.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-1548\" title=\"IMG_1166[1]\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/sherlonya.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/IMG_11661.jpg?resize=300%2C300&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/sherlonya.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/IMG_11661.jpg?resize=300%2C300&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/sherlonya.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/IMG_11661.jpg?resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/sherlonya.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/IMG_11661.jpg?resize=1024%2C1024&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/sherlonya.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/IMG_11661.jpg?w=1200&amp;ssl=1 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<ul>\n<li>Prepare yourself by constantly berating yourself about how much food waste you create.<\/li>\n<li>Decide to build your child&#8217;s independence by allowing him to cook dinner.<\/li>\n<li>Living with less-than-stellar planning ahead, decide that he&#8217;ll be using a pre-made crust for the pizza he wants to make.<\/li>\n<li>Have a fun family experience.<\/li>\n<li>Let time pass.<\/li>\n<li>Feel judged by the pizza crust drying out in the fridge.<\/li>\n<li>Feel judged by the cut red onion drying out in the fridge.<\/li>\n<li>Throw the onion, some olive oil and about a handful of sliced almonds into a food processor.<\/li>\n<li>Pastify it.<\/li>\n<li>Spread the paste over the pizza crust.<\/li>\n<li>Sprinkle with feta cheese.<\/li>\n<li>Bake.<\/li>\n<li>Enjoy.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Prepare yourself by constantly berating yourself about how much food waste you create. Decide to build your child&#8217;s independence by allowing him to cook dinner. Living with less-than-stellar planning ahead, decide that he&#8217;ll be using a pre-made crust for the pizza he wants to make. Have a fun family experience. Let time pass. Feel judged&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/sherlonya.net\/blog\/2012\/02\/how-to-turn-store-bought-pizza-crust-into-something-delicious\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">How to turn store bought pizza crust into something delicious<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[20],"tags":[165,47,163,164],"class_list":["post-1547","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-food","tag-almonds","tag-crafting","tag-onions","tag-pizza-crust","entry"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p33KTw-oX","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":1467,"url":"https:\/\/sherlonya.net\/blog\/2012\/02\/mamma-jamma-pizza\/","url_meta":{"origin":1547,"position":0},"title":"Mamma Jamma Pizza","author":"admin","date":"February 1, 2012","format":false,"excerpt":"These days I find myself improvising recipes more and more. 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