“Your hair always looks so cottony and nice. You get great haircuts. The way that your hair color has evolved is picture perfect. If you’re getting some new version of a blue rinse, please don’t ever tell us. Please let the dream live.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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