{"id":2587,"date":"2013-05-24T23:41:57","date_gmt":"2013-05-25T04:41:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/sherlonya.net\/openletters\/?p=1654"},"modified":"2013-05-24T23:41:57","modified_gmt":"2013-05-25T04:41:57","slug":"in-an-open-letter-to-google","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sherlonya.net\/blog\/2013\/05\/in-an-open-letter-to-google\/","title":{"rendered":"In an open letter to Google,"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;I am very disappointed that the search, &#8220;president Grant hottie,&#8221; did not live up yo my expectations.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&ldquo;I am very disappointed that the search, &ldquo;president Grant hottie,&rdquo; did not live up yo my expectations.&rdquo;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[331],"tags":[484,485,63,486],"class_list":["post-2587","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-open-letters","tag-disappointment","tag-hotness","tag-presidents","tag-ulysses-s-gramt","entry"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p33KTw-FJ","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":2932,"url":"https:\/\/sherlonya.net\/blog\/2013\/09\/the-unconditional-surrender\/","url_meta":{"origin":2587,"position":0},"title":"The Unconditional Surrender","author":"admin","date":"September 29, 2013","format":false,"excerpt":"I have always thought that Ulysses S. Grant was the most handsome of our presidents. There, I said it. If it can be said that the Civil War had a darling, from the Union point of view, that would have been Ulysses S. Grant. Most of his fame came from\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;baking&quot;","block_context":{"text":"baking","link":"https:\/\/sherlonya.net\/blog\/category\/baking\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"grant1","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/headofstatecakes.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/grant1.gif?resize=350%2C200&ssl=1","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/headofstatecakes.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/grant1.gif?resize=350%2C200&ssl=1 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/headofstatecakes.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/grant1.gif?resize=525%2C300&ssl=1 1.5x"},"classes":[]},{"id":3627,"url":"https:\/\/sherlonya.net\/blog\/2014\/09\/the-five-star\/","url_meta":{"origin":2587,"position":1},"title":"The Five Star","author":"admin","date":"September 15, 2014","format":false,"excerpt":"Dwight D. Eisenhower was the last army general to become President of the United States. Like Andrew Jackson and Ulysses S. Grant before him, his military performance begat his political popularity. \u00a0His military history, after all, was a long one. He served in the army from 1915-1953. He didn\u2019t see\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;baking&quot;","block_context":{"text":"baking","link":"https:\/\/sherlonya.net\/blog\/category\/baking\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"eisenhower2","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/headofstatecakes.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/eisenhower2.gif?resize=350%2C200&ssl=1","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/headofstatecakes.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/eisenhower2.gif?resize=350%2C200&ssl=1 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/headofstatecakes.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/eisenhower2.gif?resize=525%2C300&ssl=1 1.5x"},"classes":[]},{"id":2402,"url":"https:\/\/sherlonya.net\/blog\/2013\/04\/in-an-open-letter-to-bill-clinton\/","url_meta":{"origin":2587,"position":2},"title":"In an open letter to Bill Clinton,","author":"sherlonya","date":"April 25, 2013","format":false,"excerpt":"\u201cYour hair always looks so cottony and nice. You get great haircuts. The way that your hair color has evolved is picture perfect. If you\u2019re getting some new version of a blue rinse, please don\u2019t ever tell us. Please let the dream live.\u201d","rel":"","context":"In &quot;open letters&quot;","block_context":{"text":"open letters","link":"https:\/\/sherlonya.net\/blog\/category\/open-letters\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":3093,"url":"https:\/\/sherlonya.net\/blog\/2013\/12\/the-annexation\/","url_meta":{"origin":2587,"position":3},"title":"The Annexation","author":"admin","date":"December 18, 2013","format":false,"excerpt":"\u00a0 President William McKinley is one of those presidents who stands out in a history class not because of who he was, but because his presidency marked one of those pivotal eras in American history. When you get to the McKinley unit, you\u2019re likely to hear about how his administration\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;baking&quot;","block_context":{"text":"baking","link":"https:\/\/sherlonya.net\/blog\/category\/baking\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"mckinley1","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/headofstatecakes.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/mckinley1.jpg?resize=350%2C200&ssl=1","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/headofstatecakes.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/mckinley1.jpg?resize=350%2C200&ssl=1 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/headofstatecakes.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/mckinley1.jpg?resize=525%2C300&ssl=1 1.5x"},"classes":[]},{"id":3225,"url":"https:\/\/sherlonya.net\/blog\/2014\/01\/in-an-open-letter-to-a-pantene-commercial\/","url_meta":{"origin":2587,"position":4},"title":"In an open letter to a Pantene commercial,","author":"sherlonya","date":"January 18, 2014","format":false,"excerpt":"\u201cCommercials usually don\u2019t move me to buy products, however, if there is a song in it that involves both, \u2018it be hot like a desert, yo,\u2019 and \u2018she be walkin\u2019 like an animal,\u2019 it\u2019s likely that I\u2019m going to track the song down and maybe buy it.\u201d","rel":"","context":"In \"open letters\"","block_context":{"text":"open letters","link":"https:\/\/sherlonya.net\/blog\/tag\/open-letters\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":4471,"url":"https:\/\/sherlonya.net\/blog\/2015\/03\/in-an-open-letter-to-the-woman-whose-exposed-chestbreast-region-made-me-think-of-two-words-akimbo-and-splayed\/","url_meta":{"origin":2587,"position":5},"title":"In an open letter to the woman whose exposed chest\/breast region made me think of two words, \u201cakimbo\u201d and \u201csplayed,\u201d","author":"sherlonya","date":"March 18, 2015","format":false,"excerpt":"\u201cIt\u2019s yo\u2019 thang. Do what you wanna do and all, but I couldn\u2019t figure out whether that whole look you had going on was purposeful. Also, I just don\u2019t understand the physics of the way your shirt sat.\u201d","rel":"","context":"In \"open letters\"","block_context":{"text":"open letters","link":"https:\/\/sherlonya.net\/blog\/tag\/open-letters\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]}],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sherlonya.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2587","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sherlonya.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sherlonya.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sherlonya.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sherlonya.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2587"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/sherlonya.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2587\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sherlonya.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2587"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sherlonya.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2587"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sherlonya.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2587"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}