“So, maybe you were on a break. I don’t know. But that’s none of my business. The part that is my business is that you sauntered over to the other side of the counter and took a few samples…with your gloves on. That’s where my objection comes in. If you’re gonna eat with your gloves on, I’m thinking that is a violation of whatever cleanliness standards there are….”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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