“Your velvet voice \u00a0is currently overtaking my mind. As a result, for illogical reasons, I find myself wanting pillowy buttermilk biscuits that are generously buttered and honeyed. Don’t be cruel, save me from myself.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
“Your velvet voice \u00a0is currently overtaking my mind. As a result, for illogical reasons, I find myself wanting pillowy buttermilk biscuits that are generously buttered and honeyed. Don’t be cruel, save me from myself.” <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[764],"class_list":["post-3229","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-open-letters","entry"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p33KTw-Q5","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":2711,"url":"https:\/\/sherlonya.net\/blog\/2013\/08\/cheddar-jalapeno-biscuits\/","url_meta":{"origin":3229,"position":0},"title":"Cheddar Jalapeno Biscuits","author":"admin","date":"August 4, 2013","format":false,"excerpt":"Listening to the Alton Brown podcast made me want to make biscuits. In one of the episodes, he started to talk about his grandmother's biscuits. In another episode he mentioned that he doesn't drink a lot of dairy around, but keeps it around for biscuits. He reignited the biscuit lust\u2026","rel":"","context":"In "baking"","block_context":{"text":"baking","link":"https:\/\/sherlonya.net\/blog\/category\/baking\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/sherlonya.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/biscuits.gif?resize=350%2C200&ssl=1","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":2310,"url":"https:\/\/sherlonya.net\/blog\/2013\/04\/in-an-open-letter-to-her-dream-mind\/","url_meta":{"origin":3229,"position":1},"title":"In an open letter to her dream mind,","author":"sherlonya","date":"April 18, 2013","format":false,"excerpt":"\u201cI don\u2019t even know what to say about you. I don\u2019t like dreams where I am pregnant, especially when it is very obvious, yet I am trying to hide it from people. I especially don\u2019t like such dreams when they cut to a scene where I have an assignment to\u2026","rel":"","context":"In \"dreams\"","block_context":{"text":"dreams","link":"https:\/\/sherlonya.net\/blog\/tag\/dreams\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":3076,"url":"https:\/\/sherlonya.net\/blog\/2013\/12\/the-kind-of-gal-who-likes-to-click-around\/","url_meta":{"origin":3229,"position":2},"title":"The kind of gal who likes to click around","author":"admin","date":"December 17, 2013","format":false,"excerpt":"I love cranberry sauce. It takes a lot of self control not to grab a bag of cranberries each and eery time I see them at the store. I want to excuse myself because they're seasonal, fresh cranberries are. Now, though, I might have a better excuse, these\u00a0Cranberry Orange Pop\u2026","rel":"","context":"In "links!"","block_context":{"text":"links!","link":"https:\/\/sherlonya.net\/blog\/category\/links\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/sherlonya.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/linklove.jpg?resize=350%2C200&ssl=1","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":4202,"url":"https:\/\/sherlonya.net\/blog\/2014\/12\/links-i-like-11\/","url_meta":{"origin":3229,"position":3},"title":"Links I Like","author":"admin","date":"December 28, 2014","format":false,"excerpt":"Sometimes recipes make your mind turn with curiosity and your mouth water. Pecan Pretzel Caramel Corn anyone?\u00a0 I happen to have too many sweet potatoes at home right now. Maybe this will help me use them. Sloppy. Joe. Tacos. \u00a0I might have to give this a try. \u00a0Or maybe I'll\u2026","rel":"","context":"In "links!"","block_context":{"text":"links!","link":"https:\/\/sherlonya.net\/blog\/category\/links\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"linksilike","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/sherlonya.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/linksilike.jpg?resize=350%2C200&ssl=1","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":3628,"url":"https:\/\/sherlonya.net\/blog\/2014\/09\/writing-vulnerability-and-submission\/","url_meta":{"origin":3229,"position":4},"title":"Writing, Vulnerability and Submission","author":"admin","date":"September 17, 2014","format":false,"excerpt":"A while ago, I was a regular attendee of a writing group. That's what it was in name, and don't get me wrong, writing was certainly a theme of the group. However, by no means to I believe that everyone was coming to the group for the same reasons. Which\u2026","rel":"","context":"In "thoughts"","block_context":{"text":"thoughts","link":"https:\/\/sherlonya.net\/blog\/category\/thoughts\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":2723,"url":"https:\/\/sherlonya.net\/blog\/2013\/08\/in-an-open-letter-to-her-wrong-and-uncouth-mind\/","url_meta":{"origin":3229,"position":5},"title":"In an open letter to her wrong and uncouth mind,","author":"sherlonya","date":"August 6, 2013","format":false,"excerpt":"\u201cWhy do you do this to me, fill me up with thoughts that are too strange to ever utter aloud? Why do you get started so early? At least this morning I was in the shower where I could metaphorically cleanse myself while I actually cleansed myself. Give a gal\u2026","rel":"","context":"In "open letters"","block_context":{"text":"open letters","link":"https:\/\/sherlonya.net\/blog\/category\/open-letters\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]}],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sherlonya.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3229","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sherlonya.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sherlonya.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sherlonya.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sherlonya.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3229"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/sherlonya.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3229\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sherlonya.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3229"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sherlonya.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3229"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sherlonya.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3229"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}