{"id":3699,"date":"2014-09-23T14:08:41","date_gmt":"2014-09-23T18:08:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/sherlonya.net\/openletters\/?p=2124"},"modified":"2014-09-23T14:08:41","modified_gmt":"2014-09-23T18:08:41","slug":"in-an-open-letter-to-the-gross-granola-bars-i-bought-in-bulk-before-i-knew-they-were-gross","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sherlonya.net\/blog\/2014\/09\/in-an-open-letter-to-the-gross-granola-bars-i-bought-in-bulk-before-i-knew-they-were-gross\/","title":{"rendered":"In an open letter to the gross granola bars I bought in bulk before I knew they were gross,"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;It wasn&#8217;t until I looked into my lunch bag to discover that, despite my remaining hunger, the bag was empty that I fully appreciated you. The good thing about you is that I certainly won&#8217;t eat you when I don&#8217;t absolutely need to, but when I do need a little something to get me through the rest of the work day, you will be there.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;It wasn&#8217;t until I looked into my lunch bag to discover that, despite my remaining hunger, the bag was empty that I fully appreciated you. The good thing about you is that I certainly won&#8217;t eat you when I don&#8217;t absolutely need to, but when I do need a little something to get me through [&#8230;] <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[764],"class_list":["post-3699","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-open-letters","entry"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p33KTw-XF","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":3356,"url":"https:\/\/sherlonya.net\/blog\/2014\/05\/in-an-open-letter-to-herself-in-reference-to-the-purse-incident\/","url_meta":{"origin":3699,"position":0},"title":"In an open letter to herself in reference to the purse incident,","author":"sherlonya","date":"May 29, 2014","format":false,"excerpt":"\u201cYou know, there are reasons that people pack their lunches and snacks in a separate bag than their purses. Did it really need to take a banana to drive that point home to you? Also, did your hunger level really justify you eating the remains of that banana over a\u2026","rel":"","context":"In \"open letters\"","block_context":{"text":"open letters","link":"https:\/\/sherlonya.net\/blog\/tag\/open-letters\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":2481,"url":"https:\/\/sherlonya.net\/blog\/2013\/05\/in-an-open-letter-to-the-skunk-i-saw-last-night\/","url_meta":{"origin":3699,"position":1},"title":"In an open letter to the skunk I saw last night,","author":"sherlonya","date":"May 4, 2013","format":false,"excerpt":"\u201cI was headed right toward you when I heard some strange sounds coming from your direction. I looked up and saw what looked like a plastic bag from a grocery store moving beneath a tree. However, the movement wasn\u2019t consistent with what you expect from a bag. I moved closer,\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;open letters&quot;","block_context":{"text":"open letters","link":"https:\/\/sherlonya.net\/blog\/category\/open-letters\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":3552,"url":"https:\/\/sherlonya.net\/blog\/2014\/08\/last-day-of-camplunch-bags\/","url_meta":{"origin":3699,"position":2},"title":"Last Day of Camp|Lunch Bags","author":"admin","date":"August 22, 2014","format":false,"excerpt":"Today is the last day of Alex's summer camp which he loves quite a bit. I love being able to drop him off somewhere for fun in the summer knowing that he enjoys the heck out of it. Throughout summer camp, there are a variety of field trips. The camp\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;alex&quot;","block_context":{"text":"alex","link":"https:\/\/sherlonya.net\/blog\/category\/family\/alex\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/sherlonya.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/IMG_9276.jpg?resize=350%2C200&ssl=1","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":2311,"url":"https:\/\/sherlonya.net\/blog\/2013\/04\/in-an-open-letter-to-the-two-strawberries-that-i-didnt-finish-earlier\/","url_meta":{"origin":3699,"position":3},"title":"In an open letter to the two strawberries that I didn\u2019t finish earlier,","author":"sherlonya","date":"April 18, 2013","format":false,"excerpt":"\u201cI was just thinking about how famished I was when your plastic sandwich bag jacket caught my eye. You were there looking back at me, red, plump and juicy. I peeled back the lip of the baggie and your fragrance called out to me. This ended the only way that\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;strawberries&quot;","block_context":{"text":"strawberries","link":"https:\/\/sherlonya.net\/blog\/category\/strawberries\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":2614,"url":"https:\/\/sherlonya.net\/blog\/2013\/01\/workout-cards\/","url_meta":{"origin":3699,"position":4},"title":"Workout Cards","author":"sherlonya","date":"January 7, 2013","format":false,"excerpt":"When I had better working out habits, I was running a few times a week as well as attending a class at the Y called Power Lunch. I love the challenge of classes like that one; they make me push \u2026 Continue reading \u2192","rel":"","context":"In \"Workouts\"","block_context":{"text":"Workouts","link":"https:\/\/sherlonya.net\/blog\/tag\/workouts\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"50minelliptical","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.sherlonya.net\/resolution\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/50minelliptical1-250x300.gif?resize=350%2C200&ssl=1","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":3732,"url":"https:\/\/sherlonya.net\/blog\/2014\/10\/how-to-eat-your-feelings-2\/","url_meta":{"origin":3699,"position":5},"title":"How to eat your feelings 2","author":"admin","date":"October 3, 2014","format":false,"excerpt":"You try your best, pull from your reserve of energy to sort yourself out, start fresh. You fail. You hate to fail.\u00a0 You contemplate failure. You feel your past failures begin to swirl around you. It reminds you of the way that a room will begin to spin ominously if\u2026","rel":"","context":"In \"how to eat your feelings\"","block_context":{"text":"how to eat your feelings","link":"https:\/\/sherlonya.net\/blog\/tag\/how-to-eat-your-feelings\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/sherlonya.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/IMG_03741.jpg?resize=350%2C200&ssl=1","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]}],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sherlonya.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3699","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sherlonya.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sherlonya.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sherlonya.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sherlonya.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3699"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/sherlonya.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3699\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sherlonya.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3699"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sherlonya.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3699"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sherlonya.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3699"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}