{"id":3948,"date":"2014-10-31T16:00:14","date_gmt":"2014-10-31T20:00:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/sherlonya.net\/blog\/?p=3948"},"modified":"2014-10-31T13:09:47","modified_gmt":"2014-10-31T17:09:47","slug":"halloween-news-nudity-not-required","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sherlonya.net\/blog\/2014\/10\/halloween-news-nudity-not-required\/","title":{"rendered":"Halloween News: Nudity Not Required!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I loved this so much when I saw it last year, that I can&#8217;t pass up the opportunity to share it again.<\/p>\n<p>My favorite line is, &#8220;It&#8217;s Halloween, keep your&#8230;.&#8221; Wait, nevermind, here I try to keep my language nice and clean.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/sheqEN2LCfY\" width=\"636\" height=\"383\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Happy Halloween, ya&#8217;ll. And stay warm out there!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I loved this so much when I saw it last year, that I can&#8217;t pass up the opportunity to share it again. My favorite line is, &#8220;It&#8217;s Halloween, keep your&#8230;.&#8221; Wait, nevermind, here I try to keep my language nice and clean. Happy Halloween, ya&#8217;ll. 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