{"id":42,"date":"2008-11-12T17:53:47","date_gmt":"2008-11-13T00:53:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/sherlonya.net\/blog\/?p=42"},"modified":"2008-11-12T17:53:47","modified_gmt":"2008-11-13T00:53:47","slug":"unnerved","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sherlonya.net\/blog\/2008\/11\/unnerved\/","title":{"rendered":"Unnerved"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/sherlonya.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/11\/100_0572.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/sherlonya.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/11\/100_0572.jpg?resize=300%2C225&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" title=\"alley\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-43\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/sherlonya.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/11\/100_0572.jpg?resize=300%2C225&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/sherlonya.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/\/mnt\/local\/home\/sherlonya\/sherlonya.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/11\/100_0572.jpg?w=1500&amp;ssl=1 1500w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/sherlonya.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/\/mnt\/local\/home\/sherlonya\/sherlonya.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/11\/100_0572.jpg?w=2250&amp;ssl=1 2250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I realized today that for the last, say, three years that the ibuprofen that I <s>keep<\/s> kept in my desk at work has been expired. Unnerving.<\/p>\n<p>I find that every time I hear a reference to &#8220;tapping the TARP&#8221; on the radio, it seems semi-sexual to me.  I imagine it describing some act that I am unfamiliar with, something you might find on a 101 positions guide on some Xeroxed 8.5 x 11 sheet of paper for sale somewhere in New York City. That this is what my mind conjures in the midst of dire communication about a serious financial problem with global implications&#8230;unnerving.<\/p>\n<p>That the word &#8220;moister&#8221; appeared on the paper I was reading&#8230;  The word moist gives me the willies unless it is referring to cake. The word &#8220;moister&#8221; always gives me the creeps. It just seems to me like something that shouldn&#8217;t be. You guessed it, unnerving.<\/p>\n<p>The alley pictured above. Not unnerving at all, which is perhaps, separately, unnerving.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I realized today that for the last, say, three years that the ibuprofen that I keep kept in my desk at work has been expired. Unnerving. I find that every time I hear a reference to &#8220;tapping the TARP&#8221; on the radio, it seems semi-sexual to me. I imagine it describing some act that I&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/sherlonya.net\/blog\/2008\/11\/unnerved\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Unnerved<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-42","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","entry"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s33KTw-unnerved","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":39,"url":"https:\/\/sherlonya.net\/blog\/2008\/11\/one-two-three\/","url_meta":{"origin":42,"position":0},"title":"one, two, three&#8230;","author":"admin","date":"November 10, 2008","format":false,"excerpt":"How do the weekends go so quickly! 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