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If that&#8217;s your morning cup of coffee, then protect that cup of coffee. If that space is your sweet, sweet sleep, I advise you against having erotic dreams about the current president. Trust me on that last&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/sherlonya.net\/blog\/2017\/02\/if-the-news-has-you-feeling-terrible-3\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">If the news has you feeling terrible #3,<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"If the news has you feeling terrible #3, http:\/\/wp.me\/p33KTw-1iF","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[788,470],"class_list":["post-5001","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-news","tag-self-care","entry"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p33KTw-1iF","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":2970,"url":"https:\/\/sherlonya.net\/blog\/2013\/11\/polks-birthplace-and-dark-horse-cupcake-recipe\/","url_meta":{"origin":5001,"position":0},"title":"Polk\u2019s Birthplace and Dark Horse Cupcake Recipe","author":"admin","date":"November 8, 2013","format":false,"excerpt":"I get it; nothing is free. 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