{"id":5310,"date":"2019-08-30T16:46:43","date_gmt":"2019-08-30T20:46:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/sherlonya.net\/openletters\/in-an-open-letter-to-the-woman-ive-named-grandma-maggie-who-appeared-to-be-trying-to-redeem-a-stack-of-expired-coupons\/"},"modified":"2019-08-30T16:46:43","modified_gmt":"2019-08-30T20:46:43","slug":"in-an-open-letter-to-the-woman-ive-named-grandma-maggie-who-appeared-to-be-trying-to-redeem-a-stack-of-expired-coupons","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sherlonya.net\/blog\/2019\/08\/in-an-open-letter-to-the-woman-ive-named-grandma-maggie-who-appeared-to-be-trying-to-redeem-a-stack-of-expired-coupons\/","title":{"rendered":"In an open letter to the woman I\u2019ve named Grandma Maggie who appeared to be trying to redeem a stack of expired coupons,"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cWhew! That took awhile. You gave me the chance to have a whole eyeball conversation with the other black lady in line. 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