{"id":789,"date":"2010-06-17T07:02:06","date_gmt":"2010-06-17T12:02:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/sherlonya.net\/blog\/?p=789"},"modified":"2010-06-17T20:41:13","modified_gmt":"2010-06-18T01:41:13","slug":"whereupon-the-neighbors-think-hey-hear-cries-of-passion-but-really-hear-me-eating-breakfast","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sherlonya.net\/blog\/2010\/06\/whereupon-the-neighbors-think-hey-hear-cries-of-passion-but-really-hear-me-eating-breakfast\/","title":{"rendered":"Whereupon the neighbors think they hear cries of passion, but really hear me eating breakfast"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"<\/a>Oh, delicious potatoes, you make me want to bathe in a vat of you. What pleasure you brought me this morning! Mmmmm!<\/p>\n

You look so pedestrian, so unassuming. But it turns out that you…well, I don’t even have the words. Mmmmm!<\/p>\n

You were particularly magnificent as a Potato Sage and Onion Cake<\/a>. The way you blended with the onions, the swiss and the sage. I think you should make a movie.<\/p>\n

How else can I have you? What does our future hold?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Oh, delicious potatoes, you make me want to bathe in a vat of you. What pleasure you brought me this morning! Mmmmm! You look so pedestrian, so unassuming. But it turns out that you…well, I don’t even have the words. Mmmmm! You were particularly magnificent as a Potato Sage and Onion Cake. The way you… Continue reading Whereupon the neighbors think they hear cries of passion, but really hear me eating breakfast<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[13],"tags":[116],"class_list":["post-789","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cooking","tag-potatoes","entry"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p33KTw-cJ","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":3076,"url":"https:\/\/sherlonya.net\/blog\/2013\/12\/the-kind-of-gal-who-likes-to-click-around\/","url_meta":{"origin":789,"position":0},"title":"The kind of gal who likes to click around","author":"admin","date":"December 17, 2013","format":false,"excerpt":"I love cranberry sauce. 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