In an open letter to the white haired gentleman in the Toyota Camry,
“What an impressive head of hair. I mean, the rest of us are supposed to keep an eye on the road….”
“What an impressive head of hair. I mean, the rest of us are supposed to keep an eye on the road….”
“I don’t even know what caused you, but I don’t like the way that you make my life look a little more adventurous than it really is.”
“Whew! That took awhile. You gave me the chance to have a whole eyeball conversation with the other black lady in line. For that, I thank you.”
“Listen, you do not need any taffeta. You will never need any taffeta. Don’t buy the taffeta. You’re not even listening to me, are you?”
“I’m not going to wish you a serious health problem…just a few days of diarrhea which leaves your tissue-like butt skin raw for a few days.”
“If you are potty trained before you are weaned, it’s going to be pretty hard not to take it personally.”
“That last diaper was a crime! Yet, I’m strangely impressed. In other words, I’ve taken a picture.”
“Please don’t squeeze the Charmin.”
“I’m so glad that we can be together again. I’ve missed you.”
“Your hiccups last night were adorable!”