Open Letters:

From Me to Some of Everyone

In an open letter to the term, “break me off a little piece,”

“You remind me of a bit of crispy meat from a roast. You remind me of that little piece that you want to just grab before anyone can know that you had it, that piece that you devour and enjoy even if you get burned…. You know, the more I think about it, the more […]

In an open letter to the people who make garters,

“Do you all have a product for wild sleepers who manage to consistently lose their socks in the bed? Being active in your sleep doesn’t mean your feet don’t get cold. There’s a market out there for you; I’m sure of it.”