“Hey, thanks to you we got a sneak peek at the baby. Also, thanks for staying the same size. In fact, y’all were down there and I was none the wiser. Keep it up and you’re welcome to stay.”
"Stop sucking me in!"
"Please remove me from your generation-jumper column. I've been trying to tell you for over…
"I would love to see your employee handbook, particularly the part about the uniform. I…