In an open letter to people who carry bags to pick up after their dogs, but think it is appropriate to leave the bagged poop neatly tied in someone else’s yard,

by sherlonya

“What is the matter with you? Clearly  you know that you’re supposed to pick up after your dog. By extension you know that you’re not supposed to drop Dreyfus’ droppings at the edge of someone else’s yard. What is this? A sad attempt at compromise? I am proud to say that I don’t understand you.”