Open Letters:

From Me to Some of Everyone

Tag: feet

In an open letter to the people who make garters,

“Do you all have a product for wild sleepers who manage to consistently lose their socks in the bed? Being active in your sleep doesn’t mean your feet don’t get cold. There’s a market out there for you; I’m sure of it.”

In an open letter to her son,

“Today, I will look for new socks for you…at Costco. I have no idea where all of your socks go. But what perplexes me more is what happens to socks when they’re in your shoes. Clearly, there is an ecosystem in there that preys on innocent cotton, devours and stains elastic. Even more frightening is […]