Open Letters:

From Me to Some of Everyone

Tag: gaping

In an open letter to the notes app,

“Thanks to you, I can remember the open letters that come to me when I am out in the world gawking at innocent people who are out there just trying to live.”

In an open letter to the man who eyed me hungrily and then said predictably questionable things to me,

“Have I not aged out of this level of leering?”

In an open letter to the man who was clearly captivated by my ample bosom,

“So, the thing is that if you openly stare at my breasts while descending the stairs, it makes it very hard for me to resist wanting to see you tumble down said stairs. I want to be better than that. As a result, I kindly ask you to refrain from this open-mouthed gaping.”

In an open letter to the thick-thighed woman wearing the sheerish gray animal print leggings,

“I have some questions for you. But, the one that stands out to me above all others is whether your red panties were uncomfortable. You see, they left approximately two and a half inches of your upper butt uncovered. You may have some questions for me, based on my penetrating observation, however, I’m more interested […]

In an open letter to the tall girl wearing very short shorts,

“It was difficult not to look at your crotch because I wondered whether your shorts were successfully covering your lady bits. I also wondered whether those shorts hurt. But that’s none of my business….”

In an open letter to the man on the rowing machine at the Y,

“I wasn’t trying to look at your legs. I was just trying to spray a towel so that I could properly wipe down my machine. That’s when I saw all of that muscle. Your calves reminded me of a mountain side. Before I knew what I was doing, I glanced up and you face and […]

In an open letter to the lady in the store wearing tall, beige panties.

“Ever since I glimpsed your underthings at the store today, there has been but one question in my mind. Were those some sort of control-top panties, or is your trunk just that tight naturally? I could have just taken a better look, but I didn’t want to be impolite in my staring. I guess I’ll […]