Open Letters:

From Me to Some of Everyone

Tag: gym

In an open letter to herself,

“It is quite disturbing that you read ‘Let Pitbull Jump You in the Gym,’ when really what the page said was, ‘Let Pitbull Pump You Up for the Gym.’ However, it is more disturbing that you read it again. That’s the kind of thing you should just see and look away….”

In an open an open letter to herself,

“If you do not go to the gym for a long time, but then go spend 40 minutes on a treadmill constantly playing with the incline and the speed, and then follow that with squats and ab exercises that you used to do but don’ t do anymore, things will hurt. All of the things, […]