Open Letters:

From Me to Some of Everyone

Tag: poop

In an open letter to my younger son,

“That last diaper was a crime! Yet, I’m strangely impressed. In other words, I’ve taken a picture.”

In an open letter to people who carry bags to pick up after their dogs, but think it is appropriate to leave the bagged poop neatly tied in someone else’s yard,

“What is the matter with you? Clearly¬† you know that you’re supposed to pick up after your dog. By extension you know that you’re not supposed to drop Dreyfus’ droppings at the edge of someone else’s yard. What is this? A sad attempt at compromise? I am proud to say that I don’t understand you.” […]