Open Letters:

From Me to Some of Everyone

Tag: short shorts

In an open letter to the girl in the thigh highs who I think was also wearing short shorts,

“I didn’t actually see any shorts, so I’m being presumptuous here. I, however, am not being presumptuous when I’m guessing that you were cold, very cold. But, it’s your thing; do what you wanna do….”

In an open letter to the woman who’s butt can only be described as little,

“I don’t understand. How is it physically possible for that little thing to be visible creeping past the hem of your shorts? Enlighten me. Nevermind. Please don’t.