- Prepare yourself by constantly berating yourself about how much food waste you create.
- Decide to build your child’s independence by allowing him to cook dinner.
- Living with less-than-stellar planning ahead, decide that he’ll be using a pre-made crust for the pizza he wants to make.
- Have a fun family experience.
- Let time pass.
- Feel judged by the pizza crust drying out in the fridge.
- Feel judged by the cut red onion drying out in the fridge.
- Throw the onion, some olive oil and about a handful of sliced almonds into a food processor.
- Pastify it.
- Spread the paste over the pizza crust.
- Sprinkle with feta cheese.
- Bake.
- Enjoy.