In an open letter to herself on a questionable hair day,

“Lady, next time you squeeze a more-than-quarter-sized dollop of hair gel into your hand,  just scrape some of it into the sink. This is especially true if you don’t even know when you last relaxed your hair. Otherwise, you will catch a glimpse of yourself in your car window and think, ‘Dang, I look like I have a Jheri curl.’ Just lookin’ out.”