“Because of you, I did not take a picture of the hairy, exposed butt crack that was in front of me for an extended period of time. I glanced down at it several times and wondered if the reddish patch on it was red because of scratching, but I didn’t take a picture, despite having […]
Author: sherlonya
The Log Cabin
When William Henry Harrison and John Tyler ran for office, they were nicknamed the fertility ticket. Between the two of them, they had 25 children. Each and every time I think about that, I feel all of my internal organs quiver in fear upon even considering what it would be like to birth as many
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In an open letter to her iPad,
“I am disturbed by how quickly your auto fill mechanism knew that I wanted the word, ‘inappropriate.’”
In an open letter to Kool and the Gang,
“Today, I ruined your song ‘Fresh’ for myself. You see, you describe someone as ‘fresh as a summer breeze.’ Clearly, whoever wrote this song did not frequent democratic gathering spots such as a bus stop or the Secretary of State office. At these places, the summer breeze can be anything but ‘fresh’….
In an open letter to the word “daddy” in non-familial applications,
“So the thing is in songs, I can dig you. There are so many examples. George Michael did it. LL Cook J made it work…but the moment my mind settles on you too long, I feel distinctly wiggly, not in a good way….”
In an open letter to the wayward breasts I saw today,
“Thank you. Apparently free form is your thing! More power to you. But I am thanking you because you remind me that these days I like to keep my girls on a short leash. In fact, after what I saw today, I’m thinking of adding tape to my regimen.”
In an open letter to the wayward breasts I saw today,
“Thank you. Apparently free form is your thing! More power to you. But I am thanking you because you remind me that these days I like to keep my girls on a short leash. In fact, after what I saw today, I’m thinking of adding tape to my regimen.”