“I am so confused by your logic. You see, you wiped the table down with a paper towel that was wet with water, and no cleanser. So, you didn’t clean anything, you just smeared whatever might have been on the table around. Then you left the paper towel on the table. Then you moved your […]
Category: obsessions
Herbert Hoover, Here I Come…
Above, my friends, is one heck of a Herbert Hoover collage. Even a president aficionado (as I was called when I visited the Theodore Roosevelt Inauguration site), was taken aback by all of that Hooverness. This weekend I’ll be meeting a friend at the Herbert Hoover Presidential Library and Museum. I am so thrilled that… Continue reading Herbert Hoover, Here I Come…
In an open letter to Rutherford B. Hayes,
“”I have to confess that your beard has always reminded me of Shredded Wheat cereal. This reminds me of a man at the gym who’s moustache makes me think of coarsely-ground coffee beans. President Hayes, on second thought, this might not be about you at all.”
In an open letter to Lyndon Johnson,
“If I can be honest with you, I have to say that I feel like starting a site of nothing but letters to you. However, I think that my friends and family might stage an intervention. I can’t afford to have an intervention until I’ve at least ready the Robert Caro volumes. Now, I think […]