“I don’t mean to, but I keep going back to Twitter solely to laugh at you. I want to be better than this.”
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Pinteresting: Cool Treats
Follow Sherlonya’s board Cool Treats on Pinterest. Finally, it’s feeling pretty warm. I’ve been pinning cool treats for weeks waiting and wanting warmer weather. Summer is the time of year where things get really busy for me work-wise. That makes it go by super quickly. It is also my favorite time of year. It makes… Continue reading Pinteresting: Cool Treats
In an open letter to her iPhone,
“Please don’t ever again suggest that what I mean is ‘but gun.’ Not only is that something I’ll never mean, I misread it as ‘butt gun’.”
Links I Like
I understand that everyone doesn’t love presidents as much as I do, but the story of Harry and Bess Truman’s 1953 road trip is a fun one. I doubt that you’ll read the book, but this article by the same author gives you the flavor of the thing. I always love a good DIY kitchen… Continue reading Links I Like
In an open letter to the masked man asking for money on the side of the road,
“You scared the stuffing out of me! That looked like something you’d see on a crime drama. Your mask wasn’t even scary. What was that a glow-in-the-dark evil clown? You made me take note of the time in case there is a Crime Stoppers alert that has to do with you.”
In an open letter to the woman whose exposed chest/breast region made me think of two words, “akimbo” and “splayed,”
“It’s yo’ thang. Do what you wanna do and all, but I couldn’t figure out whether that whole look you had going on was purposeful. Also, I just don’t understand the physics of the way your shirt sat.”
In an open letter to the man inspired to dance at the urinal,
“So, my interpretation of events is that you didn’t know that there was an eleven-year-old in a nearby stall who could see you. He described in great detail your dancing and singing while peeing. Apparently you were really getting into it. The thing, though, that made him tell the story was that you put one […]
In an open letter to ODB,
“I wish that there were a corollary to ‘Shimmy Shimmy Ya,’ I wish that the chorus in this imaginary song rang out, ‘Ooh, baby I like it poached….’”
Pinteresting: Donuts
Follow Sherlonya’s board Donuts on Pinterest. Now that I’ve made all of the Head of State Cakes (though I still need to post about George W. Bush’s cupcake and President Obama’s Cupcake), I’ve been thinking about my next history meets food project, FLOTUS Donuts. This project will celebrate the First Ladies of the United States.… Continue reading Pinteresting: Donuts
In an open letter to the corpulent man with an oppressive nose,
“I have to admit that I enjoyed watching you being ignored as you tried to summon a cashier who was attending other customers by waving your hand weakly in her direction. I could wonder why you didn’t hit the button on the self check that is to get store employee attention. I could also wonder […]