“Have I not aged out of this level of leering?”
Candidate Cookies: Mike Huckabee
Candidate cookies are a quick look at the men and women who aspire to be President of the United States 2017-2020. Mike Huckabee, an ex-Baptist minister, is one of the presidential candidates who is a proponent of “family values,” as he defines them. On his website he makes it clear that he will
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In an open letter to her boyfriend,
“If you don’t put that frozen pizza in the oven soon, I am going to lick your cabinet. I will leave it wet with slobber. You will never forget the image….”
In an open letter to the older Asian lady with a perm,
“I can’t help that the texture created by your chemical process reminds me of Muammar Qadaffi.”
In an open letter to the cashier at Target,
“A couple of days later, I wish I would have just told you that I have some irritated skin on my neck. Instead, I keep wondering what you thought when I bought two different ointments and nothing else.”
In an open letter to the woman at the store whom I judged,
“I didn’t set out to judge you. However, I allowed myself to be pulled down by your behavior at the deli. You, ma’am, are an anchor. You made sure that you got to the counter before I did, and then when the employee who served me was faster than the one who served you, you […]
Ypsilanti
One of my goals this past year was to buy a house for me and my son. I did this, and have chosen Ypsilanti as our home. I’ve lived in Ypsilanti for several years, yet, I surprise myself by being far more interested in the area having bought a home there, One of the things… Continue reading Ypsilanti
Routine
For the last few years, I’ve selected a theme word. Last year the theme was home. The year before that, the theme was nourish. This year, the word is routine. A sequence of actions regularly followed; a fixed program. I like to do a lot of things. I love learning, and I think that a few… Continue reading Routine
First Lady Donuts: Martha Washington
Candidate Cookies: Donald Trump
Candidate cookies are a quick look at the men and women who aspire to be President of the United States 2017-2020. Donald Trump’s cookie references both his personal story and statements that he has made over the last several months. As a billionaire, his cookie should have ingredients that one might not use every
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