My Gross Secret (Lunchtime workout)

Once upon a time I worked out at lunchtime on the regular.

When I did that, folks often asked how I managed it you know with getting to the gym and back and being presentable for work after.

Well, here goes. My gross secret.

You see, everyone who has asked me this sort of implied that a shower was involved.

It’s not.

Here’s the rundown:

    Walk to gym.
    Change into workout clothes.
    Apply extra deodorant.
    Work out.
    Return to locker room.
    Dry off.
    Make use of handi wipes.
    Apply more deodorant.
    Don fresh underthings.
    Get dressed.
    Walk back to work.

That’s it. My (gross) lunchtime routine.