“Vaginoplasty? I didn’t even know that was a thing! And increasing numbers of women are signing up for elective surgeries to make their vaginas look…well, I don’t even know what the word would be. I know that ‘vagina rejuvenation’ is a term that’s being thrown around. Considering that the word rejuvenation means to make young again, I am at a loss for words, again. Learning that there isn’t really a lower age limit for this surgery also makes me crazy. In fact, I feel my brain pulsating again, I need to sign off….”