“Dude, I don’t even really listen to your genre, as you can tell both to my use of the word dude earlier in this sentence, and also by my non-lyrical, non-ironic self-referencing sentence. However, I have to confess to you that ‘Why You Wanna’ is my current power song. This is not to say that there aren’t parts of the song that I find utterly disgusting. There’s just something about the sound of it, and the sound of your voice. Thanks for this song. Now I am going to go make myself feel clean again by listening to some Hall and Oates….”