“Listen, I know you’re trying to squeeze it all in, but trying to change your clothes as you drove from picking up your son to your exercise was a bad move. You deserved to be tangled and exposed at the wheel. But, I do have to say that your resolve to look directly forward and pretend that everything was normal once you accepted that you lost the fight was admirable. Maybe anyone who looked into your car thought that having your regular bra, your sports bra, your shirt and the seatbelt in a tangled mess that violated most modesty standards was the look you were going for….”