That’s dramatic, isn’t it? This story starts in JoAnn’s. I was there minding my own business when I bright green eyelet fabric caught my attention. I don’t recall whether I purchased the fabric that day, or whether I came back a different day to get it, but I bought the fabric. I figured I’d make… Continue reading The Skirt of Misfortune
Tag: mishaps
In an open letter to her hood dryer,
“Really, right now you choose to die. I need to pick up Alex in about an hour and this hair isn’t going to dry on it’s own. I wish I had a hat large enough to cover these rollers….”
In an open letter to another bra that has decided to quit on me,
“This is starting to feel personal. You could have warned me, sent me a sign or two. Your treachery hurt me. Literally. What excuse do you have for an underwire snapped in half? Explain yourself!”