“I regret to inform you that I can no longer listen to you at work. You see, there is something about this music that makes my hips move involuntarily. This is inappropriate at best and probably most likely creepy/downright gross. Additionally, this music both makes me mouth lyrics (not a good look) and make weird sassy faces (extra creepy/super gross). Let’s end this now before anything bad happens. I will, however, continue to blast you in the car. Besos!”