“I have never seen someone commit to picking her nose the way that you did. As I openly stared at you not bothering to disguise my gaze, you didn’t even acknowledge my presence. I am perplexed by the science behind your nose picking. I couldn’t see any of your pinky finger and you rooted around in there so aggressively that your entire nose moved. It’s like your nose and finger were dancing together. They danced the lambada. Oh, and thanks for the reminder to wash my hands early and often.”