“It was your moustache. It was so dark and rich. It reminded me of Barry White’s voice. It didn’t match your hair. I had questions. Those questions were what I was considering when you caught me in the act….”
Tag: Barry White
In an open letter to the bald head of cabbage that lies in wait in the fridge,
“The things I will do to you. You will feel like the star of a Barry White song. There will be creaminess and cheese, which is even better….”