“Sweetie, if you bring a trash bag full of crap–oh, I’m sorry, your stuff–home from school and then proceed to leave that bag in the middle of the floor, I am going to put said bag on your bed. That is all.”
“Sweetie, if you bring a trash bag full of crap–oh, I’m sorry, your stuff–home from school and then proceed to leave that bag in the middle of the floor, I am going to put said bag on your bed. That is all.”